Re: New Concept ;-)

Jim Terral (jterral@netidea.com)
Sat, 06 Sep 1997 08:44:23 -0700

Polyphemus was actually so short that he had a third eye tattooed on his
forehead to give the illusion of eye-contact. This was his tragic flaw.
Elevator shoes were invented later to serve the same purpose. The umbrella
that you mention here was actually discovered in a North African
archeological dig. It was removed in a covert operation during the 30's by an
interpol unit believed to be under the command of Indiana Jones. I happen to
know this because Jones hand off the brelly to Jack Price and Bill Pratt (aka
Boris Karloff) who delivered it (via beta version time machine) safely to the
Thrums Museum of Patriarchy and Pizzgah just down the road from me here in
the wilds of BC.

Thanks for this, Lee. It fills in some important details that we were
wondering about. Glad to see you have finally got to work. I was beginning to
wonder.

L.H. Grant wrote:

> Odysseus is a rogue cop out for vengeance. The object of his anger is
> Polyphemos, a drug dealer and pimp who hooked Penelope on heroin and
> turned her into a prostitute while Odysseus was having an affair with
> Calypso, a clerk at Europafunk and one-time porno star.
>
> Odysseus chases Polyphemos across Vienna until the one-eyed pimp is
> accidentally blinded by an American tourist opening an umbrella at
> Stephansplatz. Odysseus then takes Penelope to the Betty Ford clinic for
> addicts in California where he becomes an officer for the Los Angeles
> Police Department.

--
Jim Terral
South Slocan, BC


Have a look at the aka Boris project proposal--
http://www.netidea.com/~cyberhut/akaboris/proposal.htm